My Great Friend Buddies 1#

Gerald PG thinks that he could breathe some life into this Non-Denominational House Of by introducing you to some of his friends.

Gerald PG also thinks that it is a good idea to write in the 3rd person.

But Gerald PG realises that this make things a bit irritating for everybody, so he'll stop that now.
I met Christmas Worm back in my Krazy Kollege days, at one of the various frat parties I gatecrashed (however I was never caught, being an enigma and all). At the time, he was just coming to terms with his alcohol addiction and I like to feel as though I helped him through that difficult, difficult time in his life.


Note to self: start a Diffi Cult.

Christmas Worm very much liked to fish, so we decided that we'd go fishing together for the Phonebook of the Gods. The Phonebook Of The Gods contained all the phone numbers of all the gods (except for Eros, who had discarded his phone due to all the angrywhopper/threatening phone calls he received from disgruntled ex-lovers).
Spoiler warning: We never caught that elusive Phonebook Of The Gods. Perhaps the Yarra was the wrong place to be looking, I don't know.

Christmas Worm is my 3.5th best friend of absolute all-time, space-time, fun-time for reals.