I feel it is my duty as a foolish tomfool to alert the public about the amazing amount of chemicals being pumped into supermarkets these days. The point of said chemicals? To make you, the humble consumer, want to party for at least a month and a half. The effects of this party may include: Listening to Moby for more the the safe 25 minutes recommended by the anti cancer council, taking ecstasy, taking more ecstasy, deciding it's safe to drive home from the month long party, getting pulled over by the police and thinking that the sirens and lights are more Moby and taking more ecstasy, having to share your ecstasy with the police, the police deciding to joyride in your car and listening to Sparkadia too loudly. Like any normal person this would irritate the shit out of you, thus, you are irritated.
You are normal right?
Right.
Hopefully, anyway.
If you're not normal this whole thing isn't really going to work.
Who the fuck likes Sparkadia anyway?
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